MONSTER TIER LIST

S TIER !
pacific punch - CLASSIC ALLTIME FAVE
mango loco - my go to if no pacific punch! classic
ultra rosa - fuck you monster for making this so hard to find
ultra punk punch - one of the better new releases & has one of the best cans
zero ultra - CLASSIC. 
ultra gold - one of the best flavors they ever had, so sad its gone now. wish i kept a can.

A TIER !
pipeline punch - used to hate but it has grown on me! pacific punch's pink cousin<3
blue hawaiian - second best of some of the newer releases! beautiful can , very blue
ultra paradise - one of my old time favorites. was green before rio punch was
rio punch - green <3
ultra violet - straight fucking pruple. makes me feel liek musical

B TIER !
wild passion - was disappointed with can expecting it to be more purple. just an okay flavor
viking berry - pacific punch's boyfriend. just alright
ultra sunrise - good for orange fans and those who like drinking cough syrup
ultra fiesta mango - real ones remember when this was just ultra fiesta.

C TIER !
bad apple - its only redeeming feature is the can. sometimes is B tier
fantasy ruby red - very neat can, dislike flavor
ultra peachy keen - good if you like peach but im not the biggest fan
voodoo grape - i need to place this one better later but i remember not liking it 

D TIER !
strawberry dreams - i just did not like the strawberry flavor in monster form
vice guava - pretty can, disappointed w/ flavor. not my thing. 
ultra blue - harder to find now, one of my first monsters. there are better flavors

F TIER !
original monster - i guess im just a fucking baby cause i hate this one. battery acid cotton candy.
ultra watermelon - this ruined my christmas one year
ultra red - just straight shit berry. another that is hard to find i think

created 5/30/2026